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Welcome to the DMV Chronicles.

After contemplating about writing out my experiences I’ve had while working for the DMV, I’ve decided to create this blog.  The DMV is such an interesting place to work. It’s not like working for a bank or a restaurant where customers can choose which ones to go to.  EVERYONE has to come to your office eventually, no matter how much they despise the very idea. This often makes for some interesting encounters.  And unless I tell you non-believers these stories, no one will believe them.

So I’ll share my stories with whoever chooses to listen.  I hope you enjoy these rants, raves & shtick-like stories. I assure you, they are (unfortunately?) completely true!

According to USA Today, 1 out of 5 drivers could not pass the DMV written test if they took it today. Does this surprise anyone? No? That’s about what I figured. Anyway, here’s the article:

http://usat.me?111236

Thanks to the Failblog for this gem.  http://failblog.org/2010/08/19/epic-fail-video-hit-and-run-fail-3/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+failblog+(The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG)

This Tweet was posted by comedian Jim Gaffigan today on Twitter:

If the DMV started an airline it would be Spirit Airlines. No it would be better than Spirit Airlines. Sorry DMV.”

Thanks for the props, Jim.

Justin Beiber visited the DMV on his Sweet 16th. More from TMZ HERE:

Umm, what gear are you in?!

How NOT to administer a motorcycle skills test. Wonder if this one is considered a “trike”?

Remember what your Drivers Education Teacher told you about cutting across parking lots?  Apparently THIS guy forgot.

And the grand finale. Patience is a virtue…that will keep you alive! Don’t risk it people!!

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